do you remember the onceler?

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list of things wrong with me:
- i'm hungarian (mental illness)
- i listen to dark cabaret
- i've been an avid tumblr user all my life
- oncelerkin (hereditary)
- my mother raised me on jim carrey movies. friends state "yeah that explains things". no idea what that means. probably nothing good.

frequently (not) asked questions:

"what do you use to draw?"
i draw mainly on ibispaintx on my phone with my thumb (bad), but a lot of newer drawings you see from me were drawn on firealpaca with my dying mouse (worse).
i wish there was an easier way to do this. oh well.

"do you do commissions?"
no. i'm already behind on so much promised art. i can feel the weight of it all on my shoulders.

"can i use your art for icons/edits?"
with credit yes of course! plaster my art all around the web.

"are you haunthtml?"
no but i'm dating them. we just have similar artstyles and draw the same stuff so i understand the confusion. we do actually get this a lot it's funny. here's a little cheat code:

and yes the characters depicted in both of these drawings are bill cipher and the onceler. we don't play about them. look at this strawpage if you haven't already: cipherler.straw.page

"are you seriously still posting about the onceler in 2026"
i've tried to move on so many times but i can't. i just keep coming back to it. i'm trapped. i must keep biggering. i'm figuring on biggering.

"what does your tumblr url mean?"
the brobecks hit song "goodnight socialite" inspired by the 1985 film "clue" by jonathan lynn. it's a great song. great band.

"okay so what does your carrd url mean?"
lerkimpails is a tag people use for onceler askblogs.

"what inspires you to post?"
the lorax whispers into my ear and makes me to type all the words on the screen.

highlighted: special interest / stuff i'm very knowledgable about

movies & tv:
- the lorax (2012)
- doctor who
- fight club (1999)
- death note
- trigun
- mob psycho 100
- gravity falls
- the owl house
- supernatural i guess

web:
- "tumblr" "sexymen"
- tumblr history
- askblogs
- 17776 football (jumpscare warning for the first page)
- komaedalovemail
- ena (joel g)
- worthikids' animations
- my ocs...
- my friends' ocs...

video games:
- splatoon
- in stars and time
- deltarune
- portal/portal 2
- smile for me
- don't starve together
- off
- minecraft

other:
- the brobecks & idkhow
- nine inch nails
- my chemical romance
- welcome to night vale
- wolf 359 (podcast)
- space/astronomy
- steampunk
- worm on a string
- crossovers
- gijinkas
- spirals
- fiber arts
- ... linguistics?

i'm aware no one will read this but whatever.

byf: - my posts suck.
- listen. i know my interests can look "cringey"... but i'd prefer you not keep reacting to my crossover art like "omfg i thought this was posted in 2015 but it was posted today!!" or "i thought this kind of internet user went extinct". or, god forbid, you decide to react with a gif of someone loading a gun. that would be absurd, and definitely not something that happened before. you can just say "wow this looks nice" instead. or you can even say nothing. anyway.

dni: - pro/darkshippers don't even look at my account.
- no p/dos no inc/st no zoophiles i'm going to throw up on you.
- no eating disorder accounts. please. please.
- no gen ai.
- if you've ever drawn spamtenna we might not get along so well.

blocklist:
- gandalf the grey
- gandalf the white
- monty python and the holy grail's black knight
- benito mussolini
- the blue meanie
- cowboy curtis
- jambi the genie
- robocop
- the terminator
- captain kirk
- darth vader
- lo-pan
- superman
- every single power ranger
- bill s. preston
- theodore logan
- spock
- the rock
- doc ock
- hulk hogan

look at my faves. my binguses. my blorbos.