* background credit: eric guillon

frequently (not) asked questions:

(tumblr) "what does your url mean?"
brobecks

"what do you use to draw?"
i draw mainly on ibispaintx on my phone with my thumb (bad), but a lot of newer drawings you see from me were drawn on firealpaca with my dying mouse (worse).
i wish there was an easier way to do this.

"are you open for commissions?"
no. i'm already behind on so much promised art. i can feel the weight of it all on my shoulders.

"can i use your art for icons/edits?"
with credit yes of course! but i mean if you steal my art i'm not even going to stop you. it's due to happen either way. i wonder what someone impersonating me would think i'm like. what kind of mannerisms they'd take on when wearing a mask of me. i think i'd just be offended if they got me wrong more than anything. i wouldn't even report them i'd just give them hints on how they could act better like me.

"you seem familiar. where do i know you from?"
well... you might have followed my old blog. i've been in a handful of fandoms but here's some of my more notable stuff. one of these might ring a bell. (note: my art does not look like this anymore.)

you may also know me from ... either of these.

people also tend to mistake me for my partner (haunthtml) for some reason. it's a little bit funny.

"are you seriously still posting about the onceler in 2025"
i've tried to move on so many times but i can't. i just keep coming back to it. i'm trapped. i must keep biggering. i'm figuring on biggering.

"what inspires you to post?"
the lorax whispers into my ear and makes me to type all the words on the screen.

highlighted: special interest / stuff i'm very knowledgable about

movies & tv:
- the lorax (2012)
- doctor who
- fight club (1999)
- death note
- trigun
- mob psycho 100
- gravity falls
- the owl house
- supernatural i guess

web:
- "tumblr" "sexymen"
- tumblr history
- askblogs
- 17776 football (jumpscare warning for the first page)
- komaedalovemail
- sunday best (a sansmaeda/tumblr sexyman original project)
- ena (joel g)
- worthikids' animations
- my ocs...
- my friends' ocs...

video games:
- splatoon
- in stars and time
- deltarune
- portal/portal 2
- smile for me
- don't starve together
- off

other:
- the brobecks & idkhow
- nine inch nails
- my chemical romance
- welcome to night vale
- wolf 359 (podcast)
- space/astronomy
- steampunk
- worm on a string
- crossovers
- gijinkas
- spirals
- fiber arts
- ... linguistics?

schrödinger's interest: i might post about these but i wouldn't exactly call myself a fan:
- superjail
- homestuck. i never read it. vriska did nothing wrong.
- nagito komaeda. you must understand he is not a danganronpa character, but a divine being. educate yourself on the matter by reading komaedalovemail.

*everything on tumblr will get tagged accordingly, regardless of my familiarity with said media.

i'm aware this is kind of useless but whatever.

byf: - my posts suck.
- listen. i know my interests can look "cringey"... but i'd prefer you not keep reacting to my crossover art like "omfg i thought this was posted in 2015 but it was posted today!!" or "i thought this kind of internet user went extinct". you make me look insane.

dni: - proshippers don't even look at my account.
- no p/dos no inc/st no zoophilia i'm going to throw up on you.
- no eating disorder accounts. please. please.
- no gen ai.
- if you've ever drawn spamtenna we might not get along so well.

blocklist:
- gandalf the grey
- gandalf the white
- monty python and the holy grail's black knight
- benito mussolini
- the blue meanie
- cowboy curtis
- jambi the genie
- robocop
- the terminator
- captain kirk
- darth vader
- lo-pan
- superman
- every single power ranger
- bill s. preston
- theodore logan
- spock
- the rock
- doc ock
- hulk hogan

collect my blorbos